My names Alyssa, but my friends call me Aly or Peanut. Im 18 and I love music. I have three dogs that are lab-pit mix, honey, harely and alistar. I'm going to college for Marine biology and photography. I'm random, out of my mind and just one of a kind. I can make almost anything perverted. I live each day like its my last day to live and I regret almost nothing. I don't really give a shit what people think and I don't let anyone but myself run my life. My friends are my world, I would do anything for them. I day dream alot to past the day by when I'm bored. I really don't give a fuck if I piss you off.
~ Saturday, July 10 ~
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About 97% of teens and middle aged women would cry if Robert Patterson, Edward from the Twilight movies, stood ontop of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are the 3% that would sit there eating popcorn and screaming “Jump already and do a flip you sparkling bitch!”, then repost this shit.

About 97% of teens and middle aged women would cry if Robert Patterson, Edward from the Twilight movies, stood ontop of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are the 3% that would sit there eating popcorn and screaming “Jump already and do a flip you sparkling bitch!”, then repost this shit.


~ Sunday, June 20 ~
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nopunchbacks:

fuckyeahfiennes:

somethinginfrench:

homemadedarkmark:

lizstomania:

stuffonmyhead-:

jermination:

iwannabefat:

-wingardiumleviosa:

hellorandomstranger:

Animal. Party animal.

last frame got me.



 amazing.

THIS

Can’t even-




 Ok yea that’s just plain epic!!

nopunchbacks:

fuckyeahfiennes:

somethinginfrench:

homemadedarkmark:

lizstomania:

stuffonmyhead-:

jermination:

iwannabefat:

-wingardiumleviosa:

hellorandomstranger:

Animal. Party animal.

last frame got me.

 amazing.

THIS

Can’t even-

 Ok yea that’s just plain epic!!


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~ Monday, June 14 ~
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nopunchbacks:

cuntpunt:

(via tumblrisforlulz)


 haha oh yea that shits epic xD

nopunchbacks:

cuntpunt:

(via tumblrisforlulz)

 haha oh yea that shits epic xD


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~ Friday, June 11 ~
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Shit I’m not ADHD, it’s just that…HOLLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT MOTHER HUMPING FAT GUY IN THAT FUCKING LEOTARD!?!?!? EWW WHAT THE HELL THAT’S JUST NASTY!!


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Why is it bad to be a penis??

1. You shrink in cold water.

2. You have a hole on your head.

3. Your owner is always strangling you.

4. You’re forced to hang around two buts all the time.


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nopunchbacks:

yourlloyddobbler:

oh


 when shes laying down…she doesnt even have boobs…shit. Thats just gross….Why is there a frog?

nopunchbacks:

yourlloyddobbler:

oh

 when shes laying down…she doesnt even have boobs…shit. Thats just gross….Why is there a frog?


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Ok 3 fails in one? That guy really has someone working against him.
1. football to the balls
2. guy hits him
3. the other guy falls on his face

Ok 3 fails in one? That guy really has someone working against him.

1. football to the balls

2. guy hits him

3. the other guy falls on his face


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LOL. that would be scarey to have happen to you but since it didnt happen to me its funny xD

LOL. that would be scarey to have happen to you but since it didnt happen to me its funny xD


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How did that person do that…?

How did that person do that…?


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uhhh
i dont know which dog to feel sorry for….
do you?

uhhh

i dont know which dog to feel sorry for….

do you?